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SPARKLE SURPRISE 

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Tired of being tired? Our special blend of silky-smooth glucose silt is laced with just the right amount of doxy and neuro to turn you right the fuck up.

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GEMINI's go-to breakfast-on-a-mirror, Sparkle Surprise goes best with a high-sugar cereal and plenty of water.*

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*Bio-cyborgs only, ensure your caloric batteries are properly installed and calibrated before glucose-spiking.